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Eyeful of Iryana

Who's Surrey now

Ukrainian yummy Iryana recently kicked in Kiev for the rural and leafy delights of deepest, cosy Surrey.

Those lucky soft southerners have all the luck!

She booted the east in the Urals for England’s green and pleasant land because, ‘I love England and love English men,’ she purred. ‘They’re so educated, sophisticated and smart’.

Ahem… yes, well… first impressions can be deceiving.

Leaving her former Soviet comrades behind she’s caused quite a stir in Surrey with her naked sunbathing antics: ‘I was sitting in my back garden sunbathing with my top off,’ she explained, ‘and my neighbour nearly fell out of his window trying to have a good look at me.’

‘His wife had a real go at me and told me to cover up.’ No such nudie nonsense rules here on MegaStar.

The titian-haired titan of the glam game is no mug either. She’s just completed her MBA and makes extra cash as a graphic designer.

‘It comes in useful for my pictures because I can touch myself up in Photoshop,’ she giggles.

She’s not the only one willing to do that.

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