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Jordan's poo music

MegaStar discovery Katie Price/Jordan is 30 but more worryingly for the fading star, her music career is officially a pile of bird poo.

Hilariously, 40,000 copies of her sickly-sweet duet with acorn-nut simpleton hubby Peter Andre have been discovered under a rotten tarpaulin, dumped at the Bary Studios in Berkshire because they didn’t sell, all covered in bird droppings.

The vomit-inducing A Whole New World album was meant to be heartfelt love songs recorded around the time of their wedding. Insania, clearly. The Sun says a passer-by discovered the haul: ‘I pulled back the tarpaulin and couldn't believe it when I found all these CDs.

‘I thought I'd stumbled on a stash of Coldplay's new album ready for sending out.’

The bird poo being a presumed organic ‘extra’ from Chris Martin.

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