

We still love Abi Titmuss, the model who’s name needs no puns to bring to life.
Granted, she’s a bit rubbish with no discernable talent. But she has a cracking frontage and a look that suggests you’d be in with a chance if your played your cards right.
And remember that video of her having a threesome with dodgy TV presenter John Leslie and some other women? She did naughty things around Abi’s bottom area.
She should write a book you know.
Well, that’s exactly what Abi’s up to next; getting ready to dish the dirt with all her saucy secrets in book format.
Entitled The Secret Diaries of Abigail Titmuss (they won’t be secret for long) she reckons it’s a cross between Piers Morgan’s The Insider and Bridget Jones’ Diary.
Both sold more than a million copies, so at least she’s set her sights high.
In the book, she promises to spill the beans (yuk) on all her celebrity shags, sorry love affairs, with nearly a whole chapter devoted to mixed-up loverboy David Williams.
The Pulitzer Prize panel have been notified of its imminent publication while her odds for Nobel Prize for Literature success are currently even money.

