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Chelsea's Porn Party

Jenna: Porn queen

You've just qualified for the Champion's League Final. You're loaded.

Do you: a) go home and be a good boy to make up for being a cad and a bounder? Or b) go partying to the small hours with the world's biggest porn star?

If you're Ashley Cole, you'll have answered a) of course. But for his team mates, option b) was the popular choice as they hit Chinawhite for a sesh... and ran into Jenna Jameson.

Also partying with the Blues was another MegaStar favourite, Emma B.

And do you know why the Chelsea players quaffed 10 grand's worth of booze with sexy women?

That's right. Because they can.

After a quiet beer with Frank Lampard and his dad in Knightsbridge pub The Castle, John Terry, Michael Essien, Saloman Kalou and Shaun Wright-Phillips went on for a mega-sesh where Jenna was reportedly so impressed with the boys that she moved her table to be close to them.

And, according to the Sun, the Blues stars were suitably impressed with the blue star when she started dirty dancing.

However, Jenna's night ended in disgrace as, allegedly, she was booted from the club for a drug-related incident.

According to a member of her entourage though Jenna 'just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi.

'But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears.'

Was Jenna's friend called Charlie? Maybe that's why there was some confusion.

Never mind, here's the lady in question without tears or, indeed, much else...

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