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Having the Lars laugh

She's been to Hel and back

Just as we’ve always suspected; William Shakespeare was a big bearded fool.

The poetic bard had to be to exclaim, ‘Something is rotten in the state of Denmark’ in his bum-numbing Hamlet play, as he obviously never checked out the local talent.

If he’d bothered to take his nose out of a book, he’d have seen that Denmark produces lady perfection like Helena Larssen.

Yes, it’s enough to make you weep with joy.

Forget what you think you know about the Danes - er, Vikings, fish and publishing politically hot cartoons - Larssen is happy to sing the praises of her beloved country.

When we last met Ms Larssen, she was clambering up the glam game pole at a rate of knots, but sadly, since then, she’s slipped off our Mega radar, which is why we felt the need to draw your attention to her previously unseen works of art.

Before this turns into a tragedy and Willy gets his wicked way, let us leave you with a little Danish proverb: ‘Life is not holding a good hand; Life is playing a poor hand well.’

And rest.

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By: Sid Billington, 16.06.08