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Think you've got the goods? Show us
Jordan boobs again
Ok, so we all went off Jordan after she hitched up with that acorn-Aussie numb-nut Peter Andre, but we’re still fascinated to find out she’s going to have yet another boob job.
No really, we are.
The woman who made a fortune by pumping them up is seemingly making the headlines (and some cash from OK! magazine) to tell us she is having them deflated.
Not happy with the original Katie Price, she’s reportedly had her nose, teeth, lips and inner thighs sucked, plumped, scraped and replaced and now she’s off to LA to have her already reduced boobs redone.
‘I'm really disappointed,’ Jordan blurted about her latest (some reckon seventh) boob job.
‘In fact, I'm going back to the States to get them redone. I wanted them to be a lot smaller.
‘They hang too low when I'm standing up... I've also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting.’
Lovely. And to think MegaStar discovered the comparatively innocent Katie way back in 1999 when she’d had only one boob job and looked amazing.
Ludicrously, she admits she keeps her old sacks of boob implant: ‘They're in our safe, she admitted. ‘I'm going to sell them for £1million, 10 per cent to charity.’
And showing she’s a classy sort these days she spilt the beans (ugh) about getting jiggy with Andre: ‘I just lie there dead so it's fine,’ she admitted (and if you see her home sex video, you’ll know she’s not joking).
‘I've said to him no bl*w jobs because of my teeth. Actually he did get one - I had my Paracetamol first!’
Funny, we can feel a headache coming on, and a touch of nausea.
