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Zoe’s Fish tale
As hilarious non-stories go, then this one is a doozie.
The moon-faced ridiculousness of ex-Marillion frontman Fish is obsessed with MegaStar’s very own MegaBabe, Zoe McConnell.
Complete with receding hairline and soft-rock credentials, the faded 80s singer who charted most successfully with rock ballad Kayleigh, reckons he saw Zoe when recording an album six years ago.
Fish – real name Derek Dick (no, we’re not making this up) - took a shine to Zoe and according to the Sun, he saw her again recently on Page 3 and decided to dedicate his latest track to her lovely form.
The Page 3 legend told the Sun, ‘It’s an honour but a little crazy’.
Having not met the great men, Zoe could fear she may be being used for publicity measures.
Fish has a new single out. Those of you who want to know, will already.
The rest of the 99.99% of the population can go to his website if they simply must find out.
Better still; click on the pictures on the right and enjoy Fish’s good taste.
