

What Dover-born Devonian plastic Yank will try to help get Barack Obama elected as the next president of the United States?
It is of course, Joss dull as ditch water Stone.
Barack reportedly approached the whimsical warbler to write and sing a campaign song because she apparently appeals to both black and white voters.
And by that we presume he actually thinks she offends neither black nor white voters.
According to the Sun, a source said Stone was ‘very excited’ and may have even broken into a mid Atlantic drawl to celebrate because she is ‘a big supporter of Barack Obama’.
Ohmygosh, gee-whiz, etc.
‘She believes he is going to be the first black American president and she is honoured to be a part of that.’
And then she can take American citizenship and be done with it.

