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Aguilera's sex appeal

Chest magnificent but banging on and on about doing it

Christina Aguilera is becoming increasingly desperate to let us all know she’s ‘still got it’ - whatever ‘it’ is - despite becoming a mother.

First up, after giving birth to son Max, was the eye-popping revelation of a straining new massive pair of new cha-chas which she insisted were the by-product of baby-making. Come to mama, and all that.

All well and good but whenever the singer is asked about life with lucky partner Jordan Bratman, she insists about telling how loved-up and happy… and loved-up and happy… and loved up and oh my god! We’re going to scream!

Exactly like novelty tie-wearing Colin in accounts who insists ‘I’m mad, me’ when we really know he’s a sad, lonely unmad person, Aggers insists she’s happy and having loads of sex.

Speaking about how she makes times for ‘mommy and daddy nights’ (ugh!), the Beautiful singer said: ‘Our child comes first, obviously, but there are certain things you can do.

‘Once we know he's in good hands, we go out late at night and have a few drinks. Then we'll come home, dim the lights and do our thing... and I'm not going into any more detail than that.’

But it doesn’t take too much imagination.

Get the leather chaps out, love. We want the tarty old Christina back, please.

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