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Jordsan, she has her knockers but she sells things

Jordan put her best, er, foot forward yesterday to launch yet another book.

The ludicrously successful model – apparently taking over the world one silicone-inspired page at a time – was out to promote her new book, Angel Uncovered.

And when we say out, we basically mean out.

The pumped-up poser donned lots of feathers and sequins – just not quite enough over the front – as she unleashed the boobs – sorry, book – on an unsuspecting public in Borders.

How can we describe the outfit? We're struggling. It's part Disney, mostly Vegas but with enough cleavage showing to park a couple of bikes.

At the event, Jordan also revealed that she's going to be running next year's London Marathon. Possibly in a lycra-version of yesterday's outfit?

And unable to resist a dig at another famous-for-being-famous rival, Jordan told the Sun: 'I’m not going to run it like that Jade Goody.'

Indeed. Because with Jade it was the belly that didn't stop wobbling for hours.

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