

Thank goodness for the beauty and sanity of Natalie Portman who has confirmed she won’t be getting married… EVER.
And that’s not a euphemism for her liking lady-love – not in these days of same-sex marriage – it’s simply she feels she doesn’t need a piece of paper to prove her commitment.
The pert perfectness of single Nat left us gutted when she admitted: ‘I'm into monogamy.’
Boo.
But things brightened when she said: ‘But I'm not really into marriage. I sort of hate the legal aspect of it. What does the state have to do with it?’
Yes! Exactly; tied down, no way out, captured… that’s what marriage stands for!
Romantically linked in the past to Scrubs star Zach Braff, baldy electro-balladeer Moby and Mexico premier actor, Gael Garcia Bernal, Portman has strong views on relationships.
‘Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the United States if they're foreign or share my health care benefits because I'm straight - but if you're gay, you can't have that?’
Exactly. Now budge up and let’s talk about bonding outside the sanctity of marriage.

