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Jord's problem pair(s)

Chest, baby shoes. It's time for a reduction.

Well, goodbye Jordan's chest. It was nice knowing you.

The one-time 32GG model has had 'em reduced again. However, that's not the big pair issue in the Jordan / Price / Andre household. The real problem is little Princess Tiaamii.

Even though the one-year old can't walk, she possesses over 100 pairs of shoes.

Jeez, they start 'em young these days.

'Anyone who comes in her room says, “Oh my God, has she got enough shoes?”' Jordan told OK.

'She’s got over a hundred pairs and her clothes are ridiculous - she’s got a wardrobe but I’ve had to order three more because all her clothes are on rails.

'She’ll never wear it all but I can’t help buying all this stuff.'

Perhaps it's to make up for all the clothes Jordan hasn't worn in her life?

Anyway, forget that, far more interesting is the rumour that Britney is about to play a killer lesbian stripper in a new Quentin Tarantino project.

The geeky director is remaking classic B-movie Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and apparently wants Britney to play psycho dancer Varla... and Britney wants to do it.

Britney as a lesbian stripper? Yeah, we'd be interested to see that too. Just to appreciate her artistic merits, obviously.

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