

Saucer of milk for Mr Keating please. He’s been having a dig at Dannii Minogue.
‘She hasn't got the X factor anymore,’ sneered the Boyzone singer. The usually chirpy little Irish fellah was chatting to the Mirror – that’s the Daily Mirror, of course, not the reflective bathroom surface – because Boyzone are back together.
However, the chat soon turned to the younger Minogue sister and Ronan and, indeed, the rest of the band, got a little catty.
It all possibly harks back to Dannii’s accurate assessment that Stephen Gately sings through his nose. ‘I say it's better than speaking through your arse,’ said Gateley. Miaow.
‘We blackballed her,’ he added. ‘We don't like her anymore. We never liked her.’
‘She had to live in the shadow of her older sister all the time,’ chipped in Keith Duffy. Which is ironic given his lack of success compared to Ronan.
‘She's trying to compete with that; she's had whatever done to herself.
‘Age is an awful thing to all of us. We all get older - gravity kicks in.’
For the record, Boyzone have got back together for a cash-generating reunion.
Dannii has been gainfully employed for years.

