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Many feared the worst when Peaches broke the news to Daddy that she had committed the rest of her life, till death us do part (yeah right – we give it six months) to Max Drummey from rock band Chester French.

Surprisingly, rather than fire off his obligatory tirade of four letter abuse, Sir Bob recreated the matrimonial moment himself while holidaying in Majorca.

Obviously the Boomtown Rats legend didn’t watch a DVD of the ceremony, or anything of such an emotional nature.

He did what he and all Dads would have done had they been there to witness the heart wrenching moment itself. He went out and got hammered and danced...probably like a Dad at a wedding.

As the dulcet tones of the Birdie Song, The Grease Megamix and Sinatra’s ‘My Way’ echoed across the Balearic Islands, the Sangrias were flowing and no doubt Peaches was sinking a few herself dreading the meeting of father and son-in-law when Drummey finishes his London gig’s this weekend.

According to sources, the actual music he entertained himself to was High School Musical, just as bad but we prefer our scenario.

The 19-year-old Peaches or ‘Marmite’ as we know her (you either love her or hate her), would have been gutted to have missed her old man’s moves having giving her thoughts on a Sky 1 documentary on her film preferences.

‘Dirty Dancing is the classiest, cheesiest movie ever made’ We wish the happy couple a long and loving marriage or should that be a speedy and painless divorce.

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