

Mario Testino. You've got a nerve.
And Gisele Bundchen. You've got some cheek.
Two, to be precise. And very nice they are too.
The supermodel is seen mooning the world from the cover of the new issue of V.
Well, technically she's modelling some probably designer-ripped denim shorts but if you'd bought them, you'd want a refund.
Unless you'd bought them for Gisele in which case you'd want her to wear them all the time.
And why did she do it? Because Mario Testino asked.
Mr Testino. We owe you beers.
'Only Mario could make me take these pictures...People are going to say my butt is showing too much in these but this is V Magazine! If you’re going to do something like that, you do it for V.'
Indeed you do. Although looking at the picture again, we reckon it's very offensive.
So if you'll excuse us, we're off to protect the world and buy every copy we can find.

