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She's hitched. Norks a lordy

The last great loony-lunged diva Mariah Carey has got married. Well, in loony-lunged stakes, Mariah is the greatest.

And now she’s married. According to reports. And it may not be definite.

Anyway, the chipmunk-faced mega mammary tune belter has got spliced to Nick Cannon in a private ceremony in the Bahamas last Wednesday, according to US magazine, People.

The rumours were flying last week when Mariah – out and about promoting her latest album - was snapped wearing what looked like a whooping engagement ring.

And now People have published a supposed wedding picture.

The gossip mag quotes a source as saying the couple are ‘soulmates’ and that Mariah has said she ‘never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.’ What? Normal love with a normal human being? Mariah always had exceptionally high standards.

And although unkind sorts are suggesting it may all be a publicity stunt, we believe bazooka-boobed diva’s can finding love in a whirlwind romance.

She only met laughing boy at the end of March on the videoshoot for her new single Bye Bye.

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