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Josh Stone: would you?

She'd have to come on to you first, though

Joss Stone, would you? Probably not, if you find the transatlantic drawl annoying or you are a successful music producer du jour.

Mark Ronson famous for kick-starting the career of Lily Allen and kicking Amy Winehouse’s career up the arse has intimated he turned down a rumpy-pumpy session with Dover’s finest export since the Sealink cross channel ferry.

During an interview in Holland, the knob twiddler revealed that he snubbed the advances of a ‘boring English soul chick’ he once has the misfortune to lock in a sound booth.

‘I'm not the sort of producer that sh*gs every artist he works with,’ said Ronson who is currently boffing the very fit model Daisy Lowe.

‘I've had enough offers, but I'm very picky,’ what happens in the studio stays in the studio, hey lighter boy?

But Ronson did say: ‘I've said no to a very famous, white, bland and very boring English soul chick, whom shall remain unnamed,’ well it’s either Joss Stone as Dusty Springfield was a lesbian and was dead before Ronson had to cough for matron.

When pushed further and actually asked if it was Joss Stone, Ronson allegedly winked and smiled at the interviewer.

That says it all. And yes we probably would.

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