

Is there no end to the self-indulgent tosh Madonna sprouts just before she embarks on her next single/album/tour?
The answer is a big fat saggy NO - quite unlike the biggest selling female recording artist’s aged but ripped body.
‘What else is there for me to conquer?’ She muses. ‘Hopefully my ego.
‘How will I know when I've succeeded? When I stop caring what anyone thinks.’
We stopped caring a long tome ago love, and we reckon she may be pulling our leg but the soon to be 50 year-old has never been renowned for her wicked sense of humour.
She told Q magazine: I can be shy. And nervous. About things. People will never think that of me.’
No, not after they watch your videos or flick through your nudey quasi-bondage Sex book.
Meanwhile comic Russell Brand has never gone on record as saying Madge is lovely and he’d love to shaggy-whaggy her or whatever, but his work is certainly cut out for him if he did.
When asked in the same interview about the comic she said: ‘Am I familiar with Russell Brand? No.’
There you have it.

