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Pink gay relief

To paraphrase the Pussycat Dolls, don’t you wish your girlfriend was more like Pink?

The oddly attractive singer – admit it, you would – has announced that she can’t ever be a lesbian because she loves men too much.

Well, actually, she can’t be a full time lesbian. But she’s still happy to experiment.

‘I'm not gay,’ she announced, ‘so I guess I would not try a relationship with a woman.

‘I didn't say I haven't experimented but I love men too much to make it a permanent thing.’

Ladies. That is the correct answer.

What’s not the correct answer though is Michael Jackson’s latest fashion decision.

The odd one-time popstar and his three children – Prince Michael, 11, Paris, ten, and Prince Michael II, six – all donned horror masks to go out in LA recently.

Well, they probably felt they had to match their dad’s regular look of surgical mask, black sunglasses and a hooded top.

For the record, Michael Jackson is still said to be working on new music with Black Eyed Peas singer will.i.am.

Perhaps they can release it as the B-side of the even longer delayed Guns ‘n’ Roses album?

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