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Robbie's Kitchen Mare

Eating – and cooking – all the pies.

As the song said, Robbie Williams wants to entertain you. The only catch is he wants to do it with a raspberry coulis and a sprig of mint.

Or possibly a quiche.

According to the Sun, the somewhat spherical singer has plans for a cookery show.

With no end to his current extended break between albums, the portly popster has been taking cooking lessons and now wants to show off his talents on the telly.

'He has an urge to host his own cookery show and bring out a book with it,' revealed a source. Or possiby a sauce.

A cynical source as it turns out. 'The problem is, Robbie isn't exactly the healthiest eater on the planet. Who needs lessons in how to cook burgers and fries? That's about all he's interested in.'

Apparently Robbie and his actor mate Max Beesley are also lined up for one of Gordon's famous rollockings as they're set to star on a celebrity version of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. If it comes off, the duo will be challenged to turn around an ailing restaurant under the sauteeing Scot's beady eye.

Rumours of a new single called Rocket DJ are as yet to be confirmed. Mostly because we made it up.

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