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Titchy Ricci gig woe

She ain't heavy, she's Christina

Aw... look at the ickle movie star. Just don't buy her concert tickets, because there's no point.

Not that Christina Ricci doesn't like live music. It's just that she's too short to see anything.

The not-so-leggy lovely told Closer magazine that, at a mere 5 foot, 1 inch, gigs are pointless.

'I hardly ever go,' she revealed. 'I've given up. I'm so small, I can never see the stage. So I figure, what's the point?'

We have a solution Christina. You buy the tickets, we carry you on our shoulders. After seeing Black Snake Moan, we'd carry you anywhere.

Someone we're not so keen to help though is Lindsay Lohan. Holy Moly reports that the actress – assuming she still does that? anyone? - walked out of a nightclub with someone else's coat.

Someone else's £5,000 coat, apparently.

The coat, a mink, belonged to the grandmother of student Masha Markova but somehow Lindsay got hold of it. And Masha only discovered where it had gone when she spotted Li-Lo wearing it in photos in OK! Magazine.

Calling in the lawyers, Masha apparently got the coat back but it stank of cigarettes and booze so she's now seeking £5k in compensation.

We guess dry cleaners are a lot more expensive in New York.

Masha is also suggesting that Lindsay should take an old fashioned Russian punishment for her alleged crime. 'Milk goats for two weeks,' is her recommended sentence.

Fair enough. But won't they also come back smelling of cigarettes and booze?

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