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Uma's topless swim

Swimming when suddenly all her clothes fell off too.

Ever heard of Arki Busson?

Nope, we hadn't either.

So it's remarkable that he's just leaped into first place on our list of 'Men We Hate' and 'Men We'd Swap Places With In An Instant'.

Arki, you see, may have a strange name, but it seems to work when it comes to pulling the ladies.

And what ladies.

Having spent nine years with Elle Macpherson – nine years? we'd settle for nine seconds – the lucky Busson is now engaged to Uma Thurman.

They met last year at a dinner party in Milan and the rest is history. Sick-making, oh so envious, history.

Just to rub it in, Arki and Uma have just been snapped swimming in the moonlight on their current Italian holiday.

Oh, and did we mention she was topless?

While we don't exactly admire the paparazzi, sometimes we understand why they do what they do. Because it's moments like this that surely justify the cost of telephoto lenses.

We also learn from the Sun that Uma's previous boyfriend was called Andre Balazs, and they also remind us that she was married for several years to Ethan Hawke.

We can only deduce that, if you want to pull Uma Thurman, you need a silly name.

You might get funny looks in the bank but boy it'd be worth it.

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