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Xtina's publicity stunt

The chest magnificent Christina Aquilera just loves publicity - and any publicity, she reckons is good publicity. And by saying this, she gets loads of publicity.

Brilliant!

It was Victorian writing woofter genius Oscar Wilde who said: 'The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about'.

And our fulsome filly reckons even being criticised is better as at least people are talking about you.

Heather Mills employs the same logic to devastating effect.

However, achingly-awesome Aquilera faces little negative press; save for jealous types and those not fans of a pert pop princess cavorting in tiny threads of lingerie for our pleasure.

The new mum reckons: 'Being objectified in magazines comes with the territory, you have to take it with a pinch of salt.

'In terms of reading bad opinions, I tend to see all negativity and criticism as a good thing. Because people are at least talking about me, so they must care in some way.’

Oh, Christina, we care very much. Especially since motherhood has been so kind to your ample frontage.

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